Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he grabbed his cell phone and texted his wife:
"The tent pole is up,
the canvas is spread.
The hell with breakfast,
come back to bed."
The wife answered the text:
"Take the tent pole down,
put the canvas away.
The monkey's exhausted.
No circus today."
So he sent another text:
"The tent pole's still up
and the canvas still spread,
so drop what you're doing
and come give me some head."
To which she texted back:
"I know that your pole's
the best in the land,
but I'm busy right now,
so do it by hand."
