Lost In West Virginia Memories

 

A reporter goes to the hills of West Virginia to research an article about the area. He meets an old man and asks him about memorable moments in his life.

"Well," says the old man, "one time my favorite sheep got lost. Me and my neighbors got some moonshine and went looking for it. We finally found the sheep. Then, we finished the moonshine and wound up screwing the sheep. It was a lot of fun."

The reporter asks for another story.

"Well," says the old man, "one time my neighbor's pig got lost, so me and all the village men got some moonshine and went out looking for her. We finally found the pig. Then, we finished the moonshine and screwed it. Now that was a lot of fun."

The frustrated reporter tells the old man that he can't write articles about these stories and asks if he has any sad memories he can talk about.

The old man says "Well, one time I got lost... ."

Whale Pleasures

 


There were 2 whales swimming around who were very bored when they saw a fishing boat one whale says to the other, ''I've got an idea for a laugh, why don't we swim under the boat, blow water from our blowholes and capsize the boat, for a laugh''.

They proceed to do this and swim back down laughing their flippers off.

Then the first whale says, ''I have an even better idea, now that the fishermen are in the water, why don't we swim back up and eat a few?''

The other whale then replies ''Look mate I don't mind the odd blow job but I refuse to swallow seamen!!!!''


What, Exactly, Are Cats..???

 

    1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

    2. They rarely listen to you.

    3. They're totally unpredictable.

    4. They whine when they are not happy.

    5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.

    6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

    7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

    8. They're moody.

    9. They leave their hair everywhere.

    10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats.

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