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Taking his seat in his chambers, the smart HONEST Judge faced the opposing lawyers."So, the Judge said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
Both lawyers became uncomfortable.
" You, attorney A, gave me $500,000, and you, attorney B, gave me $600,000."
The judge now reached into his pocket and pulled out $100,000. He handed it to attorney B and said...
"Now that I'm returning $100,000, we're going to decide this case solely on its merits...!!!"
