College Dorm Rules


On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: 

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory will be off limits to the female students. 

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. 

Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. 

Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

One student raised his hand and asked, "How much for a season pass?" 

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