Senior Citizen Wedding

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were living in Florida, and got very excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they passed a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation? ”
Pharmacist: “All kinds”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely. ”

Jacob: “How about suppositories? ”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s? ”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely. ”

Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion? ”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “Adult diapers?”
Pharmacist: “Sure..”

Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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