Husband and wife – Before and After Marriage

Husband and wife – BEFORE MARRIAGE:

 Husband – Aaah! …At last! I can hardly wait!
 Wife – Do you want me to leave?
 Husband – No! Don’t even think about it.
 Wife – Do you love me?
 Husband – Of course! Always have and always will!
 Wife – Have you ever cheated on me?
 Husband – No! Why are you even asking?
 Wife – Will you kiss me?
 Husband – Every chance I get!
 Wife – Will you hit me?
 Husband – Hell no! Are you crazy?!
 Wife – Can I trust you?
 Husband – Yes.
 Wife – Darling!

Now Read the above conversation BACKWARDS to know what happens After Marriage :P 


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