1. Japanese hotel room – You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid
2. Paris hotel elevator – Please leave your values at the front desk
3. Tokyo hotel – It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read this notice
4. Bucharest hotel – The list is being fixed for the next day. During this time you will be unbearable
5. Leipzig elevator – Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up
6. Athens hotel – Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily
7. Belgrade elevator – To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving then going alphabetically in national order.
8. Sarajevo hotel – The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid
9. Moscow hotel – You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday
10. Swiss menu – Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
11. Hong Kong tailors shop – Ladies may have a fit upstairs
12. Bangkok dry cleaners – Drop your trousers here for best results
13. Paris dress shop – Dresses for street walking
14. Rhodes tailor shop – Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation
15. Hong Kong advert – Teeth extracted by the latest methodists
16. Rome laundry – Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time
17. Swiss mountain inn – Special today… no ice cream
18. Copenhagen airline – We take your bags and send them in all directions
19. Moscow hotel – If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it
20. Norwegian lounge – Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
21. Tokyo shop – Our nylons cost more than common but they are better for the long run
22. Acapulco hotel – The manager has personally passed all the water served here
